Timing

"It's so windy. You don't even know."
"Mom, you're so crazy. You don't even know."

Mornings

"I hate that dumb alarm clock." After waking up for school.

Balloon Animals

Today he was making balloon animals and one of the balloons popped: "that is called a dead dog."

Zombie Love Songs?

Move over Delilah: "Oh Zombie, it's what you do to me. It's what you do to me."

Maybe

Pulling a string off his shirt: "That came out of my nose. ... Maybe."

Rhetorical Question

Him: "Man! Why are these apples so squirty?"
Me: "I don't know."
Him: "That was a [rhetorical] question." (He said "historical" but he meant "rhetorical.")

Ninja

"Never trick a ninja! Do do doo do do doo."