Mornings

"I hate that dumb alarm clock." After waking up for school.

Balloon Animals

Today he was making balloon animals and one of the balloons popped: "that is called a dead dog."

Zombie Love Songs?

Move over Delilah: "Oh Zombie, it's what you do to me. It's what you do to me."

Maybe

Pulling a string off his shirt: "That came out of my nose. ... Maybe."

Rhetorical Question

Him: "Man! Why are these apples so squirty?"
Me: "I don't know."
Him: "That was a [rhetorical] question." (He said "historical" but he meant "rhetorical.")

Ninja

"Never trick a ninja! Do do doo do do doo."